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My name is Cameron H. Russell, and this journal is a chronicle of my journey to punching Uwe Boll in the face. I am not making this up. A few days ago, Uwe Boll, the world-famous director, issued a challenge to his critics to take him on, in a boxing match, for his next movie, Postal. This is a real thing. It was posted on Gamespot. Anyways, I wrote him, saying that I hated him and wished for him to get AIDS, but respectfully could he consider me as an opponent. He countered by saying I could be an extra in his film, BUT I was a backup boxer if he needed them. This is the greatest news of my life. So begins my journey into getting in shape. Learning how to box. And mentally preparing myself for the challenge....Of Uwe Boll. This is kinda funny, because everyone who knows me will say that I do not have a boxers build, and will probably die horribly. Thus the training. AND SO IT BEGINS!